Bond Villain Tutorial
Friday, July 17th, 2009 by tcgManWithPez is slowly adjusting to civilian life. On one of his recent days off, he decided to rummage through the closet for villain wear. I think his results are fun and entertaining. I’m sharing the pictures with all of you…with his permission of course.
Bond Villain University
Villainy 101:
The first tier of Bond Villainy is the henchman. These are the men and women with no moral compass. They dislike do-gooders and love a job well done. You will find them in uniforms indicating they are easily replaceable.
Villainy 201:
Level two villainy finds you in a middle management position within the villainous ranks of a Big Bad. You’ve faced Bond before. He’s either killed someone you love/admire or he’s maimed you in some strange way. You’re not here just to get a front row seat at world domination. You’re here to see Bond suffer.
Now we’ll skip to the Big Bad becasue often times a woman is the right-hand-person due to her special skills with the Bond. (Hey, we don’t make the rules, we just follow them.)
Ruling the World 501:
The World Ruler enjoys toying with people, especially Bond. He or she is the villain that revels in showing off the finer things. He wears his power on his sleeve, like a mitten, for all to see. He probably has a cat. Oh, you should also use a lot of hair product or have no hair at all.
Other courses include Gambling 101, Monte Carlo for Players, and Fencing Beginner through Expert. You can pick a focus within villainy such as piloting, strategy, or seduction. Join us next time at BVU when we teach you how to exit the water with style.
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